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Sand-Punk Salvager Ch.2

 We spent a few hours harvesting the Dragons-Tongue buds on the large half a mile crater at the top of Fire Red Mountain . The Priestess of Kali De-Weedo begins to tell me Hanuman is Evil as we soar majestically upon the skies. According to he Hanuman the Third is actually an Evil Churn Barron enslaving most of the local Island of the Lorrito tribe  forcing them to farm Coconuts and Bananas except those who live Nomadic lifestyles who he can't get his dirty little monkey paws on she said with a revolutionary fervor. It all looks nice and peaceful on the surface but underneath he is sick with corruption. Something had to be done but what?!    We assembled all the local warlords to hold a high council to determine what should be done about the hordes of mercenaries hired by the Hanuman Corp which was built upon the remnant of the old Rayuban tech  which surrounded the ocean floor  The Giant Orca Steamer which he called his home was a stronghold of cybertec...

Human Dissention-Total War

Human Dissention-Total War https://www.facebook.com/HumanDissention/ https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Human_Dissention/3540397531 https://humandissention.bandcamp.com/album/total-war-2 https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=human+dissention+total+war Members of Human DIssention C.O.N.Q.U.E.R.-Bass(2014-2016) Vocals(2017) T.O.R.T.U.R.E-Drums(2014-?) R.A.V.A.G.E Vocals, Guitars(2014-?) Chainsaw (2014-?) 1.Visceral Display of Warfare 2. Absolution of Earth 3. Ingrained Apathy for Mankind 4. Victory Over Life The intro track "Visceral Display of Warfare” to this album reminds me a lot of Cannibal Corpse style Grindcore, but with less growly vocals which are almost completely understandable. The Drums are probably the most interesting part. Honestly, it wasn’t that bad but I just wasn’t really that impressed either. It gets interesting around 2:40 though when they start their guitar melody. I would have liked to see this produced better, but that's not what music is rea...

SandPunk Survivor Ch.10 (Final Chapter)

  Ch.10 Father-Hood I decided I better get my adventuring out of the way before my kids were born. I decided it would be best if  they came with me back to the ship so they could leave this infected world. They agreed and followed me  back to the portal which took us back to the underground grotto. I knew they would not be able to breathe  the mile stretch back to the planet's surface so I made them re-breather mask beforehand which used a  rare kind of crystal known as Netibite found in Rayuba that allowed one's lungs to temporarily extract  oxygen from the water. Upon returning to the ship I had Lorretta take a look at the Demonic Engine.     The Seductive and pregnant red panda spoke up. I've never seen anything like this before but  it appears that you need some form of coolant. "Coolant!" Aranea explained. "we are on a  planet made of ice, how hard could it be?" The 4 cast a quick detect Ice spell which located  a nearby cave f...

SandPunk Survivor Ch.9

CH.9 The Portal to Hell    https://5kyeeidtal.bandcamp.com/album/eisenlager-idtal-i-2-2020-1123-33-eisen-beton-kopf-remix-by-eisenlager Ok, so I seem to have stumbled upon a mysterious portal to the nether…am I going to  possibly risk being completely vaporized by it and never seen again or escape that  sociopathic bat for good and come back when I can get the ship started? The choice  really wasn’t that hard. The portal took her to a planet called Terra or earth as some  call it. However, in this reality earth had been taken over by zombies in the year 2021  and few survivors remained. This is the story of those survivors… The Living Dead approached Aranea swiftly but they were no match for her powerful  Stone Fist. Come get some bitch she said, taunting them. From the distance, a lone  sniper fired. The <Electro-Dragon> did a rolling scream…. “I am gonna fuck up your  entire universe and everything in it!” The Sniper missed again...

SandPunk-Survivor Ch.8 Pt. I

  Ch.8 Alien Invasion Pt. 1  The next day we landed on the Icy Moon of Ma'lel it's snowy dunes spanning miles along the  surface. We were soon greeted by the native inhabitants who felt our presence as I had  become something greater. what was happening to me. Had that Bat shot me with the alien  Drugs? "AHHHHHHH" two arms shot from my obliques! I looked like a Hindu Goddess briefly. Trying to gather myself though because a giant Ice beetle was right in front of me ready to fight  our troop. I was  1/4th dragon so thought perhaps using fire could melt ice and gathered my  energy to release a breath of fire, but the energy shot straight to my forehead and released a  purple beam of plasma or something the likes of which I had never seen. The beetle ran from  us scared and frightened. I think I had scared my crew in the process though as they looked at  my new form fearful...except for batman who had a curious & excited look on hi...

SandPunk Survivor Ch.8 Pt.II

CH.8 Alien Invasion Pt.II “Well, I have the key to the ship and that sociopath is nowhere to be found so I think things will be  ok.” They thought to themself I just have to figure out how to get off this freezy Moon now.  “I’m  still in disbelief crab guy is dead. He was one of my best friends. May your Soul be carried to  Yi-Sun, and may Aeesmas soul smile upon you CrabGuy”. So I better get out of here…Bat Guy  is gonna come looking for me once his concussion heals, so the ship is probably not the best  place to live. We are gonna have to start a new life…under the sea...   https://5kyeeidtal.bandcamp.com/track/ip-op   I just need to keep this key close to me. They stripped their hemp clothes revealing their  intersex body and beautiful long Tigershark tail. She used the vines from the beast jungle to  tie a large and complicated knot around her chest tightly and then descended to the planet's  watery depths. The vines hopefu...

Sand-Punk Survivor Ch.7 (Begining of Pt.2)

  Ch. 7 The Dew of The Stars upon leaving Rayuba the protagonist <The Electro-Dragon> decided to shave the side of their  head. to fit the rapidly progressing cyberpunk fashion of the time period as well as reflect their  rebellious attitude about the corrupt Churn Barrons controlling the Bastion Empire at the time for  their own profits instead of helping the people. The journey into the Stars was dramatic. The  Aurua of everybody in the ship was tense, to say the least. Crab Guy said he needed a new name  “call me Doe Man Pincher now” snapping his claws at everyone jokingly to lighten the mood.  once they were in the upper atmosphere things seem to relax as the gravity made them  weightless and they had to increase the gravity manually inside their ship the Salvia skipper. It  was Green and covered with an ancient Moss animated light blue almost Neon Flame. The  Salvia Skipper was powered by "Demon-Energy" from within its en...