Nuka Town (Vault 371) 18+

 

Ch.1 Rock & Roll Deathclaw Attack

Up in Northern California along the Lost & Rocky Coast there lies a large vault constructed of 

hardened steel miles wide and deep containing roughly 2,000 inhabitants. After a random 

Deathclaw attack unsealed the vault it split the population in half and nearly 1,000 of its 

inhabitants migrated east headed towards “Happy Camp” where they are settled peacefully 

now. The Journey was arduous as always, death, disease, nuclear radiation rampant as ever.

 However, thanks to the Chems(chemicals) found by the scavenging parties of this happy little

 camp up in the hills a golden beacon upon the mountainside shimmering for all to see. 

Civilization had momentarily returned to the wasteland.. 

 https://5kyeeidtal.bandcamp.com/track/closed-universes-ring-singularities-nobodisoundz-mix

 

Along the Way a docile young vault girl wanders into an abandoned supermarket where when

 looking through an old rusty locker filled with radroaches she discovers something. A square 

Gelatin tablet with a Pac-Man symbol on it . Could it be? LSD? She thought to herself before 

mindlessly consuming the tab. 

Lady Jasmine BlackMarsh of the Elden Lands an anthropomorphic half cobra half shark 

hybrid was not born in Vault 371 but raised in it by her parents Nyuu, her father and son of 

Aranea, a powerful historical  figure who saved their world from the T-virus long ago.  She was

 a aquamarine colored Cobra with Beautiful orange eyes like lava and hissed to express her 

happiness at the world and was just generally a blissful creature. Upon leaving the old 

abandoned supermarket where she had consumed the LSD she headed east for many months

 following three full moons till she found a settlement known as Megaton. She walked in 

through the gigantic metal gate made of old scrap. Needing repairs for her Gold plated Uzi she

 inherited from her Grandparent Aranea when they finally passed 10 years ago. 

 

    Soon They were inseparable, petting each other all over town and Lady Jasmine's hissing 

had become almost constant. Jasmine's long half cobra half shark tongue slithered around 

Morias little clit and got tangled in her ginger pussy every night after that day! Though this 

heaven would soon turn to hell as mindless raiders attacked their beautiful megaton shack one

day! They were saved by attacking super mutants whom they nuked with Morias Fat Man she

 had been saving behind the counter for this kind of a situation. There they built a new 

settlement there called “Nuka-Town” a LGBTQ friendly neutral settlement where taxes are paid 

in cannabis & Nuka Cola is freely dispensed in vending machines to its 8 residents.

 Currently in Nuka-Town(completely unaffiliated with Nuka-World)  there are 4 houses for the

 4 families there & they each inhabit one distinct direction each. To the North The Werewolves, 

to the east the horse 'Egun' and his companion 'Esnei', to the south Lady Jasmine and her 

human lover Moria Brown author of 'The Wasteland Survival Guide’, and to the west lived Lady 

Priscilla skunk the honorary Mayor of Nuka-Town and all the other species. Lady skunk was 

very fussy and this is why they gave her this position to keep her and her delicious smelling 

juices away from the populus. 

Together they formed a post-apocalyptic version of a furry-like animal crossing village where

 weapons and ammo could be traded for items like food and water. One day a casino is 

constructed where they all have a furry BDSM orgy….until one day it is over-run by the NCR. 

“The wasteland is still hungry, but I am the only  one which can feed it,'' thought 18 year old

 Jasmine,.She alone can satisfy its lusty hunger. 

     Ch.2  Call me Judgment

Lady Jasmine BlackMash was with the Werewolves 'BadGirl Buttercup' and 'Problem Pup'  

who would harvest souls…I mean…scavenge at night! Holding her .50 Cal upright she kicked 

the door open to the abandoned chem lab! Gimme all the "Bepis" you got or I’m gonna

 start shooting!! Bullets were flying everywhere, left and right, diagonally, hexagonally, inside

 out, inside other dimensions of space and time and across the hall. 

Lady jasmine BlackMarsh had been Shot through the Hood which all Cobras had upon their

 head. She hissed “SSSSssssSSssSsssssSSSS '' and took cover fearing defeat and even

 greater injury. She stitched and suitred it right then and there which was pretty “Bad-Ass” if I 

do say so myself. 

    "A little 50% rubbing Alcohol also never hurts" she thought. It did burn though …she hissed 

again! Though this could not be avoided for even the daughter of the great Nyuu could not 

withstand the pain this caused her and the bullet holes were cleansed of anything which could

 infect them. Lady Jasmine Kyuu BlackMarsh of the Elden Lands was a Freelancer, an ancient

 disgraced knightly order. As she stared into the distance she began to fall down the dry

 mountainside unexpectedly( Probably from so much blood loss to her brain). She quickly 

grabbed her snowboard (hit a chunk of rock with her musket and held on for dear life) and sled

 down the hill holding her gold plated musket in hand in case of a suprise deathclaw attack 

while snowboarding down the hill. She loaded it with a shot of Pure SIlver Bullets (not cheap)

 which could put down anything, they were made by Moria Brown 60 years old currently

 residing inside Nuka-Town after her old one was destroyed by somebody called the lone 

wanderer. Sounds kind of crazy to me, but that's the wasteland for yah”.

 

“Ys-Attan Vrsana Pretesh!!’ BlackMarsh said summoning a Merkabah of light blue which then 

summoned a seraphim or large angelic being to aid mankind. This spirit appeared around her.

 Spirits from a nearby Vampire Den have been reported roaming on the road by Nuka Town by

 the local officials *cough* like Lady Priscilla Skunk The Wise always profounding the ancient 

mantra which I so adore of Wisdom, Emptiness, and Restraint. A perfect Trigram of human 

knowledge”  *cough* She was the most popular girl at Nuka Town high back in 2100 A.E. 

which would make her hundreds of years old considering she was born in 2019. So I went with

 my angel to investigate; when I found a mysterious portal glowing violently purple and made

of 24 skulls of humans all missing teeth and had long dreadlocks and beads with gold at the 

end. at the end of a Vampire Tomb to another world where I saw another large angel (different

 than the one I had summoned previously)moving amongst the stars. I came back through the 

portal and now attempt to unite Nuka-Town, send everyone to a new reality which is 

non-irradiated and never have to worry about the NRC again!

 

I went back to the center of Nuka-Town and said to everyone “listen up, this is a conscription I 

found a portal to another world with a giant Lich in it I literally can’t kill it alone and I need all my friends from Twitter to help me!They called back… ok, but only because the fabric of time and space is literally threatened as we all  have heard the reports of vampires from priscilla Skunk the wise immaculate one too. They all put away their alcohol, smoking, and sex toys temporarily….

It took about 2 hours. I did a short role call examining everyone's weapons and magic shortly before this epic battle.

I brought them that night to the Vampire's Tomb where we camped for a moon and trained by slaying vampires which would come to feast upon living flesh. There I found the Demon slayer Egun and their Partner Esnei who was a constant

 source of emotional support when times got rough. The sealer D’Lee-Doe was in our ranks, with his mighty fist of holiness telling us always about reaching heaven through violence. He was a large seagull person who had trained in the art of sealing away demons with sacred chants and salt. He would pray to Kali daily with his meals as well carrying a one and a half foot statue of her around constantly to pray to it at the appropriate times throughout the day. The local mayor even showed up! That’s right PriscillaSkunk who was traveling all the way from the western most part of Nuka-Town to be there and give the party her sweet tears

 in a bottle! We would all make offerings of Milk to her and she was fun and goofy to be around like in a Julie Andrews ‘Sound of Music’. She carried around a big pole with over 30 bells on it and was considered the towns priest as this created a wall

 which no demons could ever hope to pass at whim.  Egun was a very calm and reserved party member as I recall, and Esnei was very joyful and playful, always hugging you. I would give her a spank with a bamboo cane regularly. She didn’t

 like this much though being a panda she considered it a food fetish, but kept trying to tell her it was more that I just thought it was a great honor to be spanked in my culture however. We got along quite well after this and I learned to 

show respect to the mistress of “Egun The Demonslayer”.

The Where-wolve shade girls, Bad Girls Buttercup and Problem Pup had been training 

their shinobi arts when they weren't trying to make new synth music using old junk found in 

abandoned wreckage from the Arken civilization which remained after the explosion. They 

wore intricate masks made by gifted artisans to hide their true identity and custom made Katar

 claws and guillotine axes which could be held by hand and swung viciously decapitating 

opponents with a single blow before running into the night. 

After one whole month of fighting these walking dust piles(changed for legal purposes)

 which came from the purple portal with 24 heads with dreads and gold at the end, the time 

had come to enter the portal where the large angel/ Arch Lich entity came from just one month

 ago. Even our chanter Priscilla knew their high leveled spells would be of little use against this

 behemoth collectively or die trying. We formed the power circle right before entering the 

catacombs, an Ancient Chanter ritual to get everyone excited through their own auras, actually

 a very scientific process according to Moria. 

Instantly a cold chill possessed us and we all felt as though we were going to die. A golden

 tomb lay in front of us with a woman engraved up its outside and it opened instantly as we 

entered through the other side of the portal. The Lich said, welcome travelers, I am darkness, I 

am death, which do you desire? 

I should have been more prepared. What was I thinking bringing everyone into this?!t was 

more than risky, insane even! However, we were more than just pawns on a chessboard, we 

are ICONS! I had been unable to dodge its initial blast of molten green energy dew which 

emanated from its casket. I limp down to a cloud which could hold me there. I thought quick 

wait, I can just shoot a chain out of my musket into this Beings abdomen. I shot, and whipped 

right around him firing 50 cal bullets from thin air even though my arm had been melted off by

 the Behemoth I now call him Bethesda for around this beautiful angel lie pools of dead 

corpses which he would eat. Beings from other dimensions…unfolding pain and agony in 

every direction.

“Attack the Colossus!” I screamed to my friends, we were more a coalition of Demiurges in the

 reality before this one, and this was how we were going to break free, we had to keep moving 

forward or there would be no reality to return to. The being completely teleported out of the 

room and took this time to heal myself using a strong herbal potion. Meanwhile Lady Priscilla 

Skunk cast their spell Songweave which blessed our party with the might of the gods 

themselves at this time, as she rang her beautiful bells in her ladylike dresses with her fancy 

handmade hats. Though this was not enough as the fire had already taken my arm. This 

caused Lady Jasmine BlackMarsh of the Elden Lands to walk to the edge of the large room 

they were in and begin to bandage her arms…saving her from bleeding to death. Luckily she 

was right handed and it had been her left forearm because she would have been terribly 

crippled since she was primarily right handed. She soon realized that there wasn’t any way she

 was gonna get back in this fight after being crippled by the world eater Bethesda. “It was now 

or never” she thought, picking up her Winchester and firing its hook into the eye of Bethesda! 

Hurtled toward the behemoth at a ferocious speed and before I knew it I had whizzed through 

the skull of him causing him to collapse as my experimental power armor had propelled me like

 a bullet into his skull. I almost got stuck but was able to dig out using a Mr. Handy chainsaw 

which I like to keep on hand in situations like these. I then sawed off the head and we hauled 

the body through the portal to the other world keeping it open in-case we ever needed to go 

back and Priscilla skunk was even left there to guard it and Nuka Town Quantum was

 established there that day! I also felt that I became more than a cobra that day…I became 

Royalty!” 

Ch.3 Appolexus 

Even though she had obtained all the riches she could ever want in the new “Dark World” some

 might call it due to its very nature, she was not satisfied and missed the old world with a 

passion of nostalgia. I decided to make a trip back to find some books at Morias old shack. 

However I found something strange, that everyone who had stayed there was now very old 

implying that we stayed very young in the dark world, some kind of new immortality I am not 

aware of. Apparently my grandchildren are now some of the inhabitants and they use this 

thing called Twitter to communicate by sending terrible memes to each other…idk bro they say

 sometimes and i don’t even honestly know what this means at all. Now when we return to the

 light world people believe us to be a traveling caravan of murdering hippies who want to tear

 down their Pleasantville-esque utopia of racism and inequality which Nuka-Town was never me

ant to be. So those of us from the original world who disagree with this go and sell Nuka Cola-

Quantum illegally in protest to this. After infringing on every copyright law something happens….

Aliens come to Terra and take Lady Jasmine Blackmarsh to a new earth inhabited by zombies.

 There she learns of her zombie slaying heritage and changes her name to Aesma J

 BlackMarsh Princess of the Pistol. A real Dead Eye 80 in her day blessed with the Shinigami 

Eye  of her ancestor <The Electro-Dragon> which was written on an old lighthouse by the 

shores of Bastion Poppy territory allowing her to earn this title. Upon returning to earth she starts

 ranching out in Fort Garland Colorado by Mt. Blanca and Moria live out the rest of their days 

happy together in a nice little Hobbit Hole they made together on a nice and dry rocky hill.

-Fin